It's a sign of the dumbing down of society and our failing education system... Out of curiosity on a recent stop at my local Barnes & Noble I decide to peruse their pathetic vinyl selection. Nothing was alphabetized correctly. Al Green was in the "A" section (for "Al" I suppose) as opposed to "G" for Green. Barbra Streisand in "B" and Tom Petty in "T" -- it sickens me. I suppose I-Tunes is partly to blame since it alphabetizes in this stupid manner, and kids just follow that example. One of my kids asked me when looking for a record in my collection why Herb Alpert wasn't in the "H" section. I wept...I checked that link. I did not expect it to be listed that way.
Thanks.
...One day I will tell you all the story of how the founder of a prominent clothing line and I got into a fight so bad that whenever he came to do work at the post-house I was employed (where he was producing material for the launch of his line) the bosses had to move me to the other wing of the building. In fact, when I tell the story, I am legally bound not to reveal the name of this company because I told the guy I was going to hold him responsible for creating a generation of illiterates and that if his line proved successful (which it has) I would include him in my presentations should I ever go into Comedy or Politics. "The Hell you will!" he said... and 3 days later I was served with papers saying I'd be sued if I ever did it. For 30 years I've had to use an alternate, but rhyming name for him and his company (but close enough that the astute will figure it out).
It's an amazing and amusing story... (If it was on Sesame Street, this story would be presented by the letters -- or more specifically "digraph" -- CH)
--Mr Bill