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I never thought of it negatively--it was just another song I liked on the radio at the time. And there were others I could think of during that time that I either didn't care for, or were overplayed more than "Escape."- I'm an admirer of Rupert Holmes and think the negative judging of "Escape" is unwarranted, but that's just me.
I must have missed that one as I know what the song is, but never listened to stations that would have played it. Certainly nothing I'd skip in a playlist or tune a station from. I reserve that for anything Journey ever recorded though. (Although that's a more personal reason--my ex's favorite band. Even my youngest hates Journey. 🤣)- I also don't have a problem with the Starship record and find it a great track to listen to once in awhile. I'll allow that it may have been played too much in the day.
That "Feelings" song worked its way into the history books as an overplayed hit that wore out its welcome and is now in the "made fun of" category. It would go along with:
Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks
Honey - Bobby Goldsboro
You Light Up My Life - Debby Boone
We Built This City - Starship
Muskrat Love - America and Captain & Tennille
Billy, Don't Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods
You're Having My Baby - Paul Anka
Escape - Rupert Holmes
Tie A Yellow Ribbon - Tony Orlando & Dawn
Delta Dawn - Helen Reddy
A few of things bother me about some of the songs on that list.
- Morris Albert's "Feelings" is often lumped in with Herb Alpert because a large part of the "masses are asses" crown can't tell the difference between Alpert and Albert.
- The Poppy Family's excellent record of "Which Way You Going Billy?" is often put down because those same "masses" confuse the "Billy" songs.
- I'm an admirer of Rupert Holmes and think the negative judging of "Escape" is unwarranted, but that's just me.
- I also don't have a problem with the Starship record and find it a great track to listen to once in awhile. I'll allow that it may have been played too much in the day.
I managed to grab a promo 45 for the song that has the "DJ" part toward the end, and the other side has the song with no DJ so that local stations could put their own insert there.And "We Built This City" had a truly God-awful video:
But now for our survey results. Without question, the voters' choice
for Worst Song -- in both the Worst Overall AND Worst Lyrics category --
is ... (drum roll ...)
``MacArthur Park,'' as sung by Richard Harris, and later remade, for
no comprehensible reason, by Donna Summer.
It's hard to argue with this selection. My 12-year-old son, Rob, was
going through a pile of ballots, and he asked me how ``MacArthur Park''
goes, so I sang it, giving it my best shot, and Rob laughed so hard that
when I got to the part about leaving the cake out in the rain, and it
took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again, Rob was
on the floor. He didn't BELIEVE those lyrics were real. He was SURE his
wacky old humor-columnist dad was making them up.
The clear runner-up, again in both categories, is ``Yummy Yummy Yummy
(I Got Love In My Tummy),'' performed by Ohio Express. (A voter sent me
an even WORSE version of this, performed by actress Julie London, who at
one time -- and don't tell me this is mere coincidence -- was married to
Jack Webb.)
Coming in a strong third is ``(You're) Having My Baby'' by Paul Anka.
This song is deeply hated. As one voter put it: ``It has no redeeming
value whatsoever -- except my friend Brian yelled out during the birth
scene in the sequel to `The Fly' in full song, `Having my maggot!'''
Honorable mention goes to Bobby Goldsboro, who got many votes for
various songs, especially ``Honey.'' One voter wrote: ``Why does
everybody hate Bobby Goldsboro's `Honey'? I hate it too, but I want to
know WHY.''
Why? Consider this verse: ``She wrecked the car and she was sad; And
so afraid that I'd be mad, but what the heck; Tho' I pretended hard to
be; Guess you could say she saw through me; And hugged my neck.''
As one reader observed: ``Bobby never caught on that he could have
bored a hole in himself and let the sap out.''
A recent song that has aroused great hostility is ``Achy Breaky
Heart,'' by Billy Ray Cyrus. According to voter Mark Freeman, the song
sounds like this: ``You can tell my lips, or you can tell my hips, that
you're going to dump me if you can; But don't tell my liver, it never
would forgive her, it might blow up and circumcize this man!''
Many voters feel a special Lifetime Bad Achievement Award should go
to Mac Davis, who wrote ``In the Ghetto,'' ``Watching Scotty Grow,'' AND
``Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me,'' which contains one of the worst lines
in musical history: ``You're a hot-blooded woman-child; And it's warm
where you're touching me.'' That might be as bad as the part in
``Careless Whisper'' where George Michael sings: ``I'm never gonna dance
again; Guilty feet have got no rhythm.''
Speaking of bad lyrics, many voters also cited Paul McCartney, who,
ever since his body was taken over by a pod person, has been writing
things like: ``Someone's knockin' at the door; Somebody's ringin' the
bell; (repeat); Do me a favor, open the door, and let him in.''
There were strong votes for various tragedy songs, especially ``Teen
Angel'' (``I'll never kiss your lips again; They buried you today.'')
and ``Timothy,'' a song about -- really -- three trapped miners, two of
whom wind up EATING the third.
Other tremendously unpopular songs, for their lyrics or overall
badness, are: ``Muskrat Love,'' ``Sugar Sugar,'' ``I'm Too Sexy,''
``Surfin' Bird,'' ``I've Never Been To Me,'' ``In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida,''
``Afternoon Delight,'' ``Feelings,'' ``You Light Up My Life'' and ``In
the Year 2525'' (VIOLENT hatred for this song).
In closing, let me say that you voters have performed a
major public service, and that just because your song didn't make
the list, that doesn't mean it isn't awful (unless you were one of
the badly misguided people who voted for ``The Tupperware Song'').
Let me also say that I am very relieved to learn that there
are people besides me who hate ``Stairway to Heaven.'' Thank you.
P.S. Also ``I Shot the Sheriff.''
A few of things bother me about some of the songs on that list.
- Morris Albert's "Feelings" is often lumped in with Herb Alpert because a large part of the "masses are asses" crown can't tell the difference between Alpert and Albert.
- The Poppy Family's excellent record of "Which Way You Going Billy?" is often put down because those same "masses" confuse the "Billy" songs.
- I'm an admirer of Rupert Holmes and think the negative judging of "Escape" is unwarranted, but that's just me.
- I also don't have a problem with the Starship record and find it a great track to listen to once in awhile. I'll allow that it may have been played too much in the day.