This one is easy... "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" by Frank Zappa. Also, it's my favorite album cover. Runners up would be "Burnt Weeny Sandwich" by Frank Zappa and "Trout Mask Replica" by Captain Beefheart.
Another one I had forgotten about until I heard it as a classic cut on a country music station-Johnny Paycheck-Take This Job And Shove It.
I hope to be able to use that line when I retire next year!!!!!
Singer Keith Sykes "I'm Not Strange, I'm Just Like You" (1980) & "It Don't Hurt To Flirt" (1981). Both of those are not on Apple iTunes. Probably lost in the Universal Studios fire back in June of 2008.