Would You Buy 20 min Silent Vinyl?

[Harry]

Play it at 16 2/3 and it'll last twice as long!

 

[Rudy]

I hope there's a 12" remix of the first track.

 

[Harry]

The mono single version is the best.

 

[Rudy]

The deluxe edition will have some unreleased tracks and outtakes. 3-LP set, as rumor has it.

 

[Murray]

Make sure you listen to it through noise-cancelling headphones. Wouldn't want any ambient sounds to ruin that wonderful silence. Earplugs would work too.

 

[DeeInKY]

I wonder if there will be an anniversary edition box set...

 

[Rudy]

I'm waiting for the tour!

 

[Bobberman]

Better yet A Reunion Tour.

 

[Rudy]

Better yet A Reunion Tour.

For sure! That's so you can wax nostalgic about the silence you heard years ago.

 

[DeeInKY]

And the tee shirt! (This side intentionally left blank! )

 

[Rudy]

Ah yes, that explains the book with that same message in them.
They could novelize the record!

 

[Harry]

Lyrics booklet:

 

[Rick-An Ordinary Fool]

Oh My!!!
What have you done with my thread?

 

[Harry]

Oh My!!!
What have you done with my thread?

I shall remain silent on the matter...

 

[Murray]

<crickets chirping>

 

[Rudy]

I think Dee is onto something.

I'm going to get a Kickstarter campaign going to sell blank white t-shirts to go with this record.

I might even do a cassette, which I will record silence onto. Then the hipsters could meditate.

 

[Bobberman]

The Expanded CD version will also have Bonus tracks for a total of 60 minutes of silence so you can get the most silence for your money.

 

[DAN BOLTON]

Can't wait for the video...

 

[Harry]

Using it as your ringtone is a great defense against robo-calls...

 

[Rudy]

It features the new theme song for a reboot of The Invisible Man.

 

[DeeInKY]

Well, you’ve got to have the poster. Could become a collector’s item - like Woodstock.

 

[Rudy]

Well, you’ve got to have the poster. Could become a collector’s item - like Woodstock.

Only if it's 24x36, glossy.

I wonder if it will be the tour poster...

 

[Rudy]

Rare photo of the live performance. Only one fan showed up to storm the stage.

 

[Harry]

 

[DeeInKY]

One fan makes for a weak mosh pit...