For a few years I've been on a quest to replace some great-sounding records that I stupidly traded in or gave away when I downgraded (yes) to the CD versions. One of my side quests has been to find the best sounding vinyl by The Police. I finally found a sealed copy of Synchronicity pressed on the KC-600 vinyl that sounds exactly as I remember it--clean, dynamic, powerful. And the US SACDs from many years ago are very, very close to sounding like the records I used to own, so those have been my gold standard in finding replacements.
I located a sealed Ghost in the Machine via Discogs, but the seller first sent me the wrong record--it was used, and smelled musty. Didn't even stick it on the turntable. They exchanged it, and sent me a sealed copy but again, not the one I ordered (which was supposed to be a sealed promo...but I was tired of dealing with this mess). Well, I opened it and played it, and whichever pressing this is, it does not sound very good. I have an earlier used copy that sounds better. So, this one's a scratch--another mistake for the reject pile.
The real kicker is that I almost thought about buying the Nautilus pressing I saw at Earth Pig Records even though it was a bit pricy--I had a dbx version of Zenyatta Mondatta that sounded quite good so I don't doubt the Nautilus pressing of Ghost would also sound good. It'll be a few months before I can get back there and chances are it won't be there.
I was at the point where I thought I'd try some new vinyl. I had a previous Zenyatta Mondatta from Universal that was dull and lifeless--who knew someone could suck the life out of a record by remastering it? Terrible. At least that one I bought used, so it didn't hurt too much to stick it in the reject pile.
I took a chance and ordered the three titles I needed, and chose the pressings that were allegedly remastered at Abbey Rd. Studios by...whoever.
Welp, got 'em in today. Opened up Zenyatta and hoped for the best. Oh, the dynamics were mostly there unlike their previous botched attempt (Stewart Copeland's snare drum should "Pop!!" when it's properly mastered), but the highs sounded awful on this cut, as though it were made from a poor tape copy. The highs are badly slurred.
Seriously, Universal??
On top of it, all three records were "made in Poland." I'm not against Poland (after all, I am allegedly ¼ Polish, just shy of a quarter kielbasa I suppose), but many European pressing plants leave a lot to be desired. This record has a few micro-warps in it, and there are a lot of clicks and pops throughout side one. Hell, out of my recent haul from my record crawls in Colorado, none of them were this noisy (except for a woebegone copy of Stan Kenton's Cuban Fire which has more scratches than Grandpa's '73 Buick).
I've asked the seller if I could return the other two unopened copies, and hinted about returning Zenyatta as well. I'm so disgusted that I want them out of my life.
It's also disgusting how Universal gets so much wrong on the vinyl they release. When the pressure is on and the cost is higher, sure, they can get a good product out. (The few Craft Recordings and Acoustic Sounds series reissues I've purchased are nearly flawless, and even the Geffen Can't Buy a Thrill released a few months ago is of good quality, since many Steely Dan fans are fussy about sound quality.) But for so many other releases, they tend to screw up the mastering and press decent vinyl, or do the opposite and release noisy vinyl for superb mastering (like Dire Straits' On Every Street on an EU pressing from about a decade ago...they used Czech bottom feeder GZ Vinyl to press it, and it arrived complete with visible (and obviously audible) scratches and scuffs straight out of the factory sleeve...on two different copies!).
You think I'd learn. Well yeah, OK, I did learn. I'll stick with the better-known engineers and mastering studios like Cohearant (Kevin Gray), MoFi (even though they royally messed up Thriller--they're very hit and miss but at least they try to put out a good product), and others who are doing quality work. Or buy good quality used or new old stock sealed records. Biggest lesson--Universal once again disappoints. Why nobody else calls them out on it still amazes me.
I'll update if the seller takes these back. They're a big, well-known record seller, so I don't think there will be a problem.

The real kicker is that I almost thought about buying the Nautilus pressing I saw at Earth Pig Records even though it was a bit pricy--I had a dbx version of Zenyatta Mondatta that sounded quite good so I don't doubt the Nautilus pressing of Ghost would also sound good. It'll be a few months before I can get back there and chances are it won't be there.
I was at the point where I thought I'd try some new vinyl. I had a previous Zenyatta Mondatta from Universal that was dull and lifeless--who knew someone could suck the life out of a record by remastering it? Terrible. At least that one I bought used, so it didn't hurt too much to stick it in the reject pile.
I took a chance and ordered the three titles I needed, and chose the pressings that were allegedly remastered at Abbey Rd. Studios by...whoever.
Welp, got 'em in today. Opened up Zenyatta and hoped for the best. Oh, the dynamics were mostly there unlike their previous botched attempt (Stewart Copeland's snare drum should "Pop!!" when it's properly mastered), but the highs sounded awful on this cut, as though it were made from a poor tape copy. The highs are badly slurred.
Seriously, Universal??
On top of it, all three records were "made in Poland." I'm not against Poland (after all, I am allegedly ¼ Polish, just shy of a quarter kielbasa I suppose), but many European pressing plants leave a lot to be desired. This record has a few micro-warps in it, and there are a lot of clicks and pops throughout side one. Hell, out of my recent haul from my record crawls in Colorado, none of them were this noisy (except for a woebegone copy of Stan Kenton's Cuban Fire which has more scratches than Grandpa's '73 Buick).
I've asked the seller if I could return the other two unopened copies, and hinted about returning Zenyatta as well. I'm so disgusted that I want them out of my life.
It's also disgusting how Universal gets so much wrong on the vinyl they release. When the pressure is on and the cost is higher, sure, they can get a good product out. (The few Craft Recordings and Acoustic Sounds series reissues I've purchased are nearly flawless, and even the Geffen Can't Buy a Thrill released a few months ago is of good quality, since many Steely Dan fans are fussy about sound quality.) But for so many other releases, they tend to screw up the mastering and press decent vinyl, or do the opposite and release noisy vinyl for superb mastering (like Dire Straits' On Every Street on an EU pressing from about a decade ago...they used Czech bottom feeder GZ Vinyl to press it, and it arrived complete with visible (and obviously audible) scratches and scuffs straight out of the factory sleeve...on two different copies!).
You think I'd learn. Well yeah, OK, I did learn. I'll stick with the better-known engineers and mastering studios like Cohearant (Kevin Gray), MoFi (even though they royally messed up Thriller--they're very hit and miss but at least they try to put out a good product), and others who are doing quality work. Or buy good quality used or new old stock sealed records. Biggest lesson--Universal once again disappoints. Why nobody else calls them out on it still amazes me.
I'll update if the seller takes these back. They're a big, well-known record seller, so I don't think there will be a problem.
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