That's hilarious Harry! In the past, when googling for Carpenter info online, I'd have to weed out the various Carpenters' unions links. Not surprising that a Carpenters item would be linked to hardware.
I may have mentioned this before, but ... Back in the 70s, when Andy Williams was the regular host of the Grammys, he did a humorous bit about songs that were NOT nominated in the current year. I specifically remember two in particular:
"I Am Woman" by Alice Cooper
"If I Had a Hammer" by the Carpenters
"Those were such happy times, and not so long ago...."
Amazon Today: #1 Best Seller Traditional Pop, Christmas Portrait.(#123 in Music). Billboard Song Charts: #57 Home For The Holidays ,#76 I'll Be Home For Christmas,
#81 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, #82 Merry Christmas Darling.
Album Christmas Portrait#40.
Holiday 100 (note this is not airplay, but "holiday 100").
#57 - Home For the Holidays - Carpenters
#76 - I'll Be Home for Christmas - Carpenters
#81 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Carpenters
#82 - Merry Christmas, Darling - Carpenters
#40 - Christmas Portrait - Carpenters